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Old Nov 01, 2008, 02:07 PM // 14:07   #1
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Hark! The Mad King comes but once a year,
To fill your hearts and minds with fear,
For those who listen the rewards you'll reap,
Pay forth no homage, and ye shall sleep.

The Mad King's trick outweigh his treat,
A supreme general that can't be beat,
He'll test your wits to keep them keen,
That Mad King is oh so mean.

But now he's returned to his throne,
High atop a seat of bone,
So do not shed a single tear,
He'll be back again next year.

Mad King Thorn loves to thrill,
And your blood next year he'll spill,
So listen to my axiom words,
Get out of town you little turds!
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Old Nov 01, 2008, 02:47 PM // 14:47   #2
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Sounds epic.
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Old Nov 01, 2008, 02:57 PM // 14:57   #3
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Old Nov 01, 2008, 05:23 PM // 17:23   #4
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Gnarly!

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Old Nov 01, 2008, 06:21 PM // 18:21   #5
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lol Love it!
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Old Nov 01, 2008, 06:33 PM // 18:33   #6
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turds! awesome finisher! bravo bravo!
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Old Nov 01, 2008, 06:42 PM // 18:42   #7
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hehe, good job, i likes it^^
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Old Nov 01, 2008, 09:01 PM // 21:01   #8
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Nicely done !!

Quite a likeable change from all the QQ
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Old Nov 01, 2008, 11:45 PM // 23:45   #9
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haha, did you just do sat 2 english lit like me?

i can so relate
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Old Nov 01, 2008, 11:51 PM // 23:51   #10
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Nicely done !!

Quite a likeable change from all the QQ
Agreed. Very creative and clever.
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Old Nov 02, 2008, 12:07 AM // 00:07   #11
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This is an epic WIN! Great job with your poem. I hope GW will still be running for next year.
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Old Nov 02, 2008, 01:47 AM // 01:47   #12
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Isn't this copypasta from one of the poems they did a couple years ago? Sure looks familiar...
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Old Nov 02, 2008, 02:06 AM // 02:06   #13
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Lol

A lot better then Emily Dickinson's work LOL.
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Old Nov 02, 2008, 05:20 AM // 05:20   #14
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Isn't this copypasta from one of the poems they did a couple years ago? Sure looks familiar...
No. Not at all.

I suggest ANet uses this for next year's poem though. It's a lot better then:

A petulant lord
Belligerently bemoans
And sobbingly roams.

Helpless ornate shriek
And serenely giggling knives
You'll laugh for your lives!

Glumly impatient
Smiling with menacing grace
Maniacal face.

But madness goes with not making sense.

10/10 on the poem.
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Old Nov 02, 2008, 06:20 AM // 06:20   #15
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Amen.

always did enjoy the mad kings, he rules unlike any one else
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